这一年的表情包和段子都在这了，真的。
That's the year's emoticons and paragraphs, really.
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人逢喜事精神爽，人逢悲事段子多，魔幻币圈大抵如此。
The strong has a good spirit, a lot of sadness, a lot of magic coins.
2018年都过去了，让我们好好的面币思过，看看这悲（cao）伤（dan）的2018都给我们带来了什么段子。
The year 2018 has passed. Let's think about it. Let's see what part of that sad, sad, pain-stricken 2018 has brought us.
一、猜不透的行情 磨死人的妖精
2018年初，牛气未散，金钱的气味迷人，刺激的涨跌充满诱惑，一波又一波韭菜奔着十倍、百倍、千倍的投资回报相约入币圈，隔壁那些炒股的也芳心暗许、蠢蠢欲动，立下誓言，“我要去币圈梭哈！”
At the beginning of 2018, the oxen were still alive, the smell of money was attractive, the stimulant up and down was full of temptations, and waves of pickles ran 10 times, 100 times, a thousand times the return on their investment, and the next-door stock-breathings were so secretive and stupid that they made their vows, "I'm going to go to the ring!"
然而，一入币圈深似海，行情涨跌全靠天。不过规律还是有规律的，比如山寨币看齐比特币，比特币看齐？？？对不起，答案是不知道。
However, when ‘strong’ goes into the sea, it's all up and down. But there are rules, like zibitcos, bitcoins? I'm sorry, the answer is no.
所以，韭菜日常看盘的状态就是一脸懵逼、猝不及防，“我类个去去，怎么又跌了？”“我去，怎么一个小时又涨回来200美元？”
So, the day-to-day look at the dishes is like, "Well, we're going, why do we fall again?" "I'm going, why do we get 200 dollars in an hour?"
不行，韭菜需要外部救援。暴跌暴涨之时，打开新闻APP，卧槽，怎么还没有新闻，咋回事！！
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
……过了两三天或一个星期后，上周比特币暴跌的元凶找到了！
...after two or three days or a week, the killer of Bitcoin fell last week!
现在找到了有什么用！！
What's the use of finding it now?
算了算了，咱不说新闻延迟的问题，也有些新闻是很给力的。比如，暴跌的原因居然是韩国最大的交易所被调查、是假新闻、是嘉楠耘智芯片产量变动？？？对不起，看不大明白。
Forget it, let's not say that the news is delayed, but that some of the news is powerful. For example, the reason for the crash is that the biggest South Korean exchange is being investigated, fake news, and Kanan's intelligence chip production is changing? I'm sorry, it's not clear.
比特币暴跌的原因各式各样，脑洞简直也太大了，大到连女娲都说，“靠！老娘不补了！”币市涨跌能不能有些规律了？韭菜想知道行情背后的原因就那么难吗？
The reason why Bitcoin fell is a lot of different, and the brain hole is so big that even the girl says, "Shit, I can't fix it!" Can there be some pattern to the market going up and down? Is it so hard for pickles to know the reason behind their behavior?
为了排解大家的悲愤之情，小葱姐看到有网友超级简单的归纳了一句话来解释所有异动的行情：行情要是有异动，必然有人在操纵！没毛病~
In an attempt to dispel the sadness of all of us, Miss Onion saw a super-simplified sentence explaining all the different behaviors: if there's something different about `strong', there's gotta be some manipulation!
有韭菜就在想了，“好好好，市场没规律我自己研究！2018年不好过，我要好好研究怎么抄底！”于是：
I was thinking, "Well, the market's not working out for me. It's not going to be easy in 2018. I'm going to study how to copy it."
又于是：
And so:
简直要哭了！这时，某位大佬还告诉你，不亏个6位数都不算入币圈！多破产几次心态就好了！
I'm gonna cry! At this point, some big guy told you that six digits isn't in the currency! Just a few times you're broke!
你一想，也是。“炒币的人，谁还没见过天台的风景！”破什么支撑位？不存在的。
And you think, yes. "No one has ever seen the view of the roof." What support position is it? It doesn't exist.
毕竟，韭菜的记忆只有7秒，一根大阳线就能改变信仰。
After all, the memory of a pickle is only seven seconds, and a big glitter can change faith.
一根大阳线，千军万马来相见；
两根大阳线，币神大V都出现；
三根大阳线，散户追高不听劝；
四根大阳线，主力砸盘说再见。
two big suns, both of which appear;
three big suns, with no warning;
four big suns, with the main thrust to say goodbye.
最后，2018年韭菜的命运大抵殊途同归。
Finally, the fate of the herbs in 2018 was very different.
人生总有起起伏伏，币市总有涨涨跌跌跌跌跌跌跌跌……
There are always ups and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs and downs.
2018年过去了，韭菜开始呼唤爱，“不锈钢盆换BTC，EOS了，币市无情，人间有爱。”
After 2018, the pickles began to cry out for love, “the stainless steel basins were changed to the stainless steel basins of the TTC ,
二、进阶的韭菜
很多人认为，炒币者十有八九都是抱着暴富心态入场的，很多人是币圈的窃·格瓦拉。
A lot of people think that a couple of nine of them came in with a rich mind, and many of them were stolen from the currency ring, Guevara.
窃·格瓦拉，网红，曾因盗窃电动车上电视节目，以“以打工是不会打工的，这辈子都不会打工的”的言论出名。被网民用以调侃幻想通过炒币一夜暴富者。
The theft of Guevara, the red, was famous for stealing television shows from electric cars, saying, "You can't work, you can't work forever." The idea of being an Internet civilian was used to make up the illusion of being rich overnight through the production of coins.
但事实并不其然，暴富也是需要时间的，韭菜也是需要进阶升级的。（虽然2018年的韭菜还没等来暴富就已经呵呵了，划掉）
But that's not true. The rich take time. The pickles need to be upgraded.
初入币圈的新韭菜：情绪波动大、反应夸张、要死要活。
New cuisine in the initial currency: high emotional volatility, overreaction, death to death.
早晨，一觉醒来，打开Mytoken
Morning, wake up and open Mytoken.
上午，锄禾日当午，汗滴“狗庄”土，对着K线图，一哭一上午。
In the morning, on the afternoon of the day, the sweat drops on the “doghouse”, facing the K-chart, crying all morning.
下午，无言独上西楼，币如沟。
In the afternoon, he went to the west floor without a word.
晚上，怀疑人生，币圈不值得！
At night, doubting life isn't worth it!
并且，还有个残忍的事实：
And there's a cruel fact:
但这些对于老韭菜来说，新韭菜实在是太矫情！矫情！看看我们老韭菜的骚姿势：
But it's too sweet for the old pickles. It's too sweet for the new pickles. Look at the grooves of the old pickles:
不仅如此，老韭菜的心态还超越了隔壁炒股的老王：
In addition to that, the old pickle's mentality goes beyond the old king of the next-door stock market:
佛系韭菜看到这一切后，笑笑不说话，那么low的玩法，他们不屑。他们信仰的是佛系：
When they see all this, they laugh and don't talk, and they don't care. They believe in Buddhism:
不仅如此，还出现了“真佛系”：
In addition to this, there has been a “real Buddhist system”:
但让人感叹的是，2018年炒币的小伙伴们好多都不知道去哪了：炒币群里大户稀，总有小户较高低，曾经波动依旧在，不见当年老司机。
Surprisingly, however, many of the small partners in 2018 did not know where they had gone: there were very few, there were always small households, there were still fluctuations, and there were no older drivers.
三、花式收割
Three, flower harvests
想要割韭菜的项目方往往是最真诚的，因为他们是真心想骗你。
Projects that want to cut vegetables are often the most sincere because they really want to lie to you.
于是，出现了很多这样的项目：
As a result, a number of such projects have emerged:
还有，这样的项目：我们和百度达成了合作（其实只是用了百度云）；我们在泰国开拓市场（其实是创始人去了泰国）；我们是个国际化的团队（其实只是认识外国人）等等。
Also, projects like this: we've worked with 100 people (but only with 100 clouds); we've opened markets in Thailand (and the founders have gone to Thailand); we're an internationalized team (and we know foreigners only) and so on.
深谙币圈之水深不可测，所以韭菜们很担心项目方的大佬清仓或跑路，如莱特币创始人李启威清仓莱特币、比特币黄金创始人之一廖翔清仓BTG，韭菜们都将其看成他们在收割韭菜。但这些大佬都会真诚的告诉你：我没有割韭菜！
The depth of the circle of coins is unpredictable, so the pickles are worried about the project's giants, such as Lee Qingwei, founder of Letco, and BTG Liao, founder of Bitcoin's gold, who think they're harvesting the pickles. All of them tell you honestly: I didn't cut the pickles!
他们还会告诉你：我们没有跑路！
And they'll tell you: "We're not running!"
后来，Fcoin和张健神奇地消失了，行踪一度成谜。韭菜们就是担心大佬跑路是不是，也很委屈啊！
Then Fcoin and Jang disappeared magically, and their whereabouts became a mystery. The pickles were just worried if the big man was running away.
曾经，币圈百亿首富李笑来说过，一个区块链项目要成功，创始人得晋升网红；之后，做好项目包装进行流量营销；再之后，只需等待傻X达成共识。
Once upon a time, billions of rich people laughed that a block chain project would be successful and its founders would have to be promoted; then it would be packaged for flow marketing; and then it would have to wait for a consensus to be reached by fool X.
于是，项目方一边拔起韭菜，一边在背地里骂他们得很欢，俗称：拔韭言欢。可怜的韭菜哟，被割就算了，还要被人当成傻X。
So, while the project pulls up the groceries and curses them behind their backs, they say, "Put out the groceries." Poor groceries, if they are cut off, they will be treated as fools.
有人也说，李笑来话糙理不糙，确实有傻X：
It's also said that Li laughs and doesn't make any sense. There's a fool:
虽然如此，但也有奇闻。比如某韩国交易所在跑路后，良心发泄、深感罪恶，不仅写了一封道歉信，还承诺赔偿投资者损失。
Despite this, there is also anecdotal evidence. For example, a Korean exchange, after running away, has expressed its conscience and guilt, and has not only written an apology letter, but has also promised to compensate investors for their losses.
虽然，最后不知道他赔了没有。
Although, at the end of the day, I don't know if he did.
当然，跑路只是让韭菜忧心的原因之一，想想还有操纵事件、爆仓事件等等。
Of course, running is just one of the reasons why the pickles are worried, thinking about the manipulation, the explosion, and so on.
2018年，市场虽然惨淡，但这个市场仍然挤满了最有头脑的收割机，总有一款适合你。
In 2018, the market, though bleak, was still filled with the most brainy harvesters, always with one suitable for you.
四、币圈没朋友 对骂到天明
币圈没朋友，日日常撕逼。
The coins don't have friends, day by day to day.
第一回合：大佬VS大佬之“陈李世纪大战”
Round one: Big VS "Ten Lee's War of the Century."
这两位厉害了，黑料必挖、有怼必回 。从今年3月对骂到10月，从前奏期的三点钟社群争端、比特币假首富，到高潮期的李笑来“十一宗罪”、李“割韭菜”录音等等，李笑来与陈伟星把“币圈网红”义务阐释到极致。
These two are powerful, and black material will be dug up. From March to October of this year, the three-point social dispute at the previous stage, the counterfeiting of Bitcoin, the laughter of Lee at the climax, the recording of Li's “cooking vegetables,” and so forth, Li laughter with Chen Wei Xing explained the “circle red” obligation to the extreme.
真能折腾，讲真，看戏的都看累了。
That's great. Seriously, the people watching the show are tired.
第二回合：交易平台VS币圈媒体之“心里没点数吗”
Round two: "Doesn't you know what you're talking about?"
币安一姐曾怒喷媒体写黑稿，还好当时是打字怼人，要是面对面对骂，按照一姐这口气，“你心里没点B数吗”这种话是会脱口而出的。
Li An, who was angry at the media for writing a black script, was a typewriter, and would have said, “Doesn't you count B in your heart” if she had said something like that to her face-to-face?
徐明星对媒体的态度就很简单了，给我好好反省，反省完了来给我道歉！
Xu Sing's attitude to the media is simple. Think about it and apologize when you're done!
第三回合：项目方VS项目方之“自圆其说”
Round three: project-based VS project-based “self-declared”
币圈的和谐是这样的：我们的项目受到业界好评（目前没人怼我们）；我们的项目受到业界关注（有人怼我们）；我们的项目引发了业界广泛谈论（好多人怼我们）。
The harmony of the currency circles is as follows: our projects are well received by the industry (no one is currently paying attention to us); our projects are of interest to the industry (some are paying attention to us); and our projects have given rise to widespread discussion in the industry (many are talking to us).
五、挖矿的烦恼
V. THE MIND OF MINE EXPLORATION
挖矿的烦恼一直如影随形，在行情一飞冲天，矿机火爆的时候有烦恼，比如：很耗电。
The troubles of mining have always been rife, and there are troubles when the machines explode, for example, when electricity is consumed.
又比如，耗电耗到出事：
For example, electricity consumption takes place:
再比如，加密货币挖矿太火，连吃鸡玩游戏的装备都被用来挖矿：
For example, encrypt currency mining is too hot, and even chicken-eating equipment is used for mining:
后来，2018年下半年，挖矿热潮褪去了，但挖矿的烦恼依然在，最典型的就是挖矿不赚钱了，如矿机开始按斤大甩卖，矿主纷纷转型买丝袜：
Later, in the second half of 2018, the rush of mining had faded, but the trouble of mining remained, and the most typical was that mining was not profitable, as the miner had begun to sell at a price and the miner had changed to buy silk stockings:
六、故事篇
VI. STORY STORYS
1.儿子问: 爸爸，为什么我要多读书?
My son asks, "Dad, why do I have to read more?
爸爸说:如果你读了书，你去炒币的时候就知道什么叫区块链、密码学、去中心化、分布式账本、共识机制、双花、分叉、智能合约、哈希值、token、闪电网络、工作证明、私钥.....
Dad said, "If you read the book, you'll know what a block chain, cryptography, decentralisation, distribution books, consensus mechanisms, double flowers, splits, smart contracts, Hashi values, token, lightning network, work certificates, private keys..."
如果你没有读书，你就只会说：MMP 又跌了！
If you don't read, you'll just say, "MMP's falling again!"
2.梁诗雅祝你新欢快乐！用39个比特币买了全国100个城市微信号的头版版面祝福前女友新婚快乐的小伙：“其实也不贵。”
Leung Shea wishes you a new joy! 39 bitcoins for the front page of the country's 100 city micro-signals.
3.等我炒币发财了，就和你离婚。他淡淡地说听完后，她心里暖暖的， 她想，没有比这更天长地久、 海枯石烂的承诺了。
When I'm rich, I'll divorce you. When he talks lightly, she warms her heart, and she thinks that there's no longer a promise than this.
——2018年度最佳微小说奖
The Best of Micro novels in 2018.
4.等我炒币发财了，我就买房和你结婚。 他暖暖地说， 听完后，她心里拔凉拔凉的! 她想，这大概是最婉转的分手了。
When I became rich, I bought a house and married you, and he said, warmly, after listening, that she was cold and cold, and she thought that it was probably the most euphemistic breakup.
——2018最佳微型小说提名奖
- Nominated Award for Best Micro novel 2018.
5.刚刚关掉币安网站的界面，出了房间坐在餐桌上和家人吃饭。父母终于惴惴不安的悄悄问我：孩子，你最近是不是吸毒了？我犹豫了一下，一咬牙说：是的。父母终于长舒一口气，笑了笑：那还好，我们还以为你炒币了呢。
Just shut down the interface of the currency website and went out to sit at the table and eat with the family. Parents finally whispered and asked me, "Boy, have you been on drugs lately? I hesitated to say, "Yes." Parents finally took a breath and laughed: OK, we thought you were getting paid.
——2018最佳微型小说提名奖
- Nominated Award for Best Micro novel 2018.
6.近日，交易所纷纷出台新规定：熊市买币必须进行问卷调查。
6. In recent days, exchanges have introduced new regulations that require a questionnaire to be conducted for the purchase of currency in the bear market.
韭菜：你好，我要买币；
Salt: Hello, I want to buy coins.
客服：请问你家住几楼；
Guests: How many floors do you live in?
韭菜：20楼；
Pickles: 20th floor;
客服：对不起，二楼以上，暂时没有买币资格。
Guests: I'm sorry, but above the second floor, for the time being, I am not eligible for money.
7.苏轼转战币圈，炒币失败后：
7. After the failure of the exchange, Su-jung turned into a ring of currency:
七年炒币两茫茫，先亏车，后赔房，千币跌停，无处话凄凉！
Seven years of fumigation, loss of cars, loss of housing, drop of a thousand dollars, nothing to say!
纵有涨停应不识，人跌傻，本赔光，牛市幽梦难回乡。
Even if you don't know what you're talking about, you're a fool and you're gonna lose everything, and you can't go back to your dreams of the cow market.
睡不着，吃不香，望盘无语，唯有泪千行！
I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't watch, I can't cry!
料得年年肠断处，币灾夜，大熊岗！
It's a year-on-year break, a currency disaster night, Big Bear Man!
我欲清仓归去，又恐迅速反弹，踏空不胜寒。
I wish to return, and fear a swift return, and I will not be able to escape from the cold.
与其储蓄负利，不如厮混其间。
Instead of saving a negative profit, it would be better to blend in.
少追涨，勿杀跌，夜安眠，不应有恨，获利总在无意间。
There should be no hatred, no death, no fall, no sleep at night, and no profit will come unwittingly.
月有阴晴圆缺，币有横盘涨跌，此事神难料！
The moon is dark and sunny, and the currency is up and down. It's amazing!
8.小葱姐的土味情诗：遇见比特币后
Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xi: After meeting Bitcoin
遇见你之前
看山是山，看水是水
遇见你之后
看山不是山，看水不是水
却都是你。
——致比特币
> > > > >, , , , >, > to Bitcoin >, >.
最后，用最初的那句话送给大家：
And finally, with the initial words:
币市无情，我心甚忧；何以解忧，唯有段子。
The currency is merciless, and I am very worried; there is only one way to solve it.
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